The Colorado Republican moved to a more conservative district after a close re-election call in 2022. But this year’s blue tsunami has swept her out of office, NBC News projects.
Rep. Lauren Boebert, R-Colo., a conservative firebrand who was caught up in several headline-grabbing controversies during her six years in Congress, has been defeated by Democratic challenger Eileen Laubacher, NBC News projects.
Laubacher is a retired Navy rear admiral and Afghanistan war veteran who served on the National Security Council in the Biden administration.
“Integrity matters. Character matters. Truth matters, and public service should always be about what you can do for other people, not what you do for yourself,” Laubacher told supporters on election night, according to The Colorado Sun. “Those things were worth fighting for when we started.”
Good riddance I guess?
In 2023, Boebert and her date were escorted out of a performance of the “Beetlejuice” musical in Denver. They were alleged to have been vaping, taking photos and engaging in other disruptive behavior.
That’s an interesting way to spell “handjob.”
I thought the vaping in a theater and the handjob in a theater were separate incidents?
Hahaha!
She looks like a first-stage Pokemon of Sarah Palin.
More like her racist for re-erection.
There is a legit chance that a former member of Congress will have an OnlyFans page soon.
People can think about how she was voted out of office and cum twice as hard.
Yep and Meg was way ahead of the MAGA plastic surgery circuit. Damn shame too.
Holy shit, this is awesome
Oh look, six-time international lap-hockey champion Handy Oakley took a minute off to do something else with her fingers.
“Today we salute the brave men and women who wore our nation’s uniform and defended the homeland. Their sacrifice deserves our gratitude, our respect, and our unwavering support. Never forget those who fought for our freedom. God bless our veterans and the United States of America!”
Sit down and shut up, you vapid bobblehead.
In your first term in Congress, you made 15 anti-veteran votes. Last year, you voted to cut funding for the 49,000 veterans in your district by supporting a bill that guts their health care.
How delicious is it that this complete waste of space was just denied reelection by an actual veteran, the retired Rear Admiral Eileen Laubacher?
There goes one the intellectual thought leaders of the MAGA movement…
I never even got an offer for a patriotic handjob.
Now she can have more time to keep her hands full at the movie theater.
Can we stop calling her a conservative firebrand.
She gave her boyfriend a hand job at a children’s show.
(a brief pause)
On second thought, I guess that is pretty much on brand for modern “conservatives”.
Nevermind…
Maybe we won’t have to call her anything anymore. I read that she plans to take her ball and go home for good since her campaign was outspent, moaning about the money wasted on politics. Because it simply must be anything except her own fault.
Yeah, they’re throwing the word firebrand around like it applies to her. A firebrand has a cause they champion. What has Lauren Bobert championed lol.
handies in Beetlejuice and supporting Pedophiles.
And vaping THE WEED
Nelson: Haha!
She’s already on TV explaining what the Republican party needs to do differently. It’s hilarious that losers always get the microphone to give advice as if they ever had a clue, Claire McCaskill did the same for the Democrats.
Same energy:
She’s already on TV explaining what the Republican party needs to do differently
Is she saying to not nominate people like her?
They knew what the right thing to do was the whole time, but they’re spineless sniveling toadies to the orange turd, held captive by a mouthbreathing moron cult. The GOP avoids integrity like they avoid washing their hands. Even before donny, republicans wouldn’t choose the right thing unless you let them do an even bigger evil thing. Then they go back and loosen the lugnuts on the right thing so it falls apart.
Perhaps she can start another restaurant.
Or introduce her own line of hand-moisturizing cream, specially formulated for musicals.
Beatoff Juice?
Don’t say it 3 times or he’ll come
Him cuming is Lauren’s goal.
‘‘Two hands for seven brothers’’
“All that Jizz”
“Fiddler in the Audience”
The hand-cum of the opera.
Stroklahoma
School Of Cock
Les Jizzer Balls
