What an absolute bumbling chuckle-fuckhead, enabling the most vile reptile. And all to try and buy some mid-term relief for his parade of losers.

If this happened in a drama you’d laugh at the absurdity of it.

The sidelining may be quiet, but drunkards are NOT

Hanging, dimpled, pregnant…the chads of our undoing sported different looks. The Bush family found all of them attractive.

As a resident I’ll be thrilled if Talarico wins.

But if news from my small city is any indicator, I don’t feel optimistic. A local mosque applied for rezoning to expand on their own property, and maga sheep showed up to the mosque’s meeting with the city. They bleated for several hours about sharia law being imposed in a place that’s about 99% christian. They were whipped into a frenzy by Abbott, Self, and others and are ecstatic to have something they think resembles a cause.

Obviously those morons don’t represent the whole state, but the magat politicians are having success with their fear campaigns as usual.

…actually jk, I didn’t vote at all. If I can’t have it all, then burn it all down!

Also /s

I think he’s only holding off the ground invasion until after the mid-terms. Not because it would work, mind you, but because that bald zombie fuck, kegsbreath, and the other yes-man goons tell him it’s a good idea.

They know ground troops now would fuck them in the mid-terms, but they’re itching to do it. When it turns into another Iraq/Afghanistan he won’t be around long enough to care. All of them will be focused on fucking up everything they can before they take the money and run.