As per the usual, the call is coming from inside the (white) house.

It wasn’t that long ago that guys like John Wayne were held up in the US as a shining example of manliness: Strong, capable, doing what’s morally right, and not being “bothered by little things.”

Nowadays the political right is falling all over itself to sell this notion that pettiness is akin to manliness; the more bothered you are, the bigger a man it makes you.

It’s hard to think of a better poster-(man)child for this ideological shift than this little snowflake.

EDIT: Bummed, but not entirely surprised, to find out John Wayne was a racist. I guess my point still stands, as it was more the characters he played than the man himself that people admired.

I’ve never heard him say he doesn’t

Kid’s show, kid’s show, change the channel forrrr… Kids

Pretty sure this is not the first time he’s openly admitted to/advocated for cheating, while framing it as “because that’s what the left is already doing.”

That’s okay, all the individual ingredients are already riddled with micro-plastics, and so are we

The heat of the coffee melts the wax, which kinda ruins both the coffee and the waterproofing-functionality.

At this point, he’d just be giving back 5000 of the dollars he’s taken from everybody this term.

Using at least two forms of currency that have his name and/or face on them.

TRUMPBurgers™ are only slightly less than 50% horse meat which according to TRUMPLaw™ means we don’t have to say it on the packaging and so what you said is TRUMPDefamation™ because it hurts Trump’s TRUMPFeelings™ so prepare to get TRUMPSued™ (and/or possibly TRUMPDeported™)!

They’ll be Beyond™ Bronto-Burgers and they’ll be expensive as hell.

At this rate, we’ll all be making cave drawings and eating Bronto-burgers before he’s done.

he’s wearing a shirt about jerking off farm animals in public, and that seems OK to him

Maybe it’s something he thinks about a lot, and this is his way of coping with the cognitive dissonance.

There’s a guy in my area selling Temu-quality Trump merch on the side of the highway, out of what I’m pretty sure used to be one of those water pistol games you see at carnivals and state fairs, with all that hardware ripped out.

I’ve passed by it on the way to and from work for years now, and never once have I seen a customer.

The only thing worse than explosive diarrhea is surprise explosive diarrhea.