God I hope when he’s strokes out it’s on live tv.
I hope everyone thinks he’s doing some kind of depraved impression or a skit for a while, long enough for help to be too late. It would be poetic at least, if not just.
I hope for this too. If he is behind closed doors when it happens you can rest assured that the GOP, his administration, and Fox News will cover it up for as long as possible. Mitch McConnell was a test run for just this occasion.
I’m not sure if would even matter. Dude could cough up blood, give a death rattle, and then keel over. His “team” will load him into an ambulance and claim he’s getting expert treatment, with a miraculous recovery in a few days with pictures which “totally aren’t AI generated”.
Or even, he does croak, all the bad stuff gets laid at his feet and diehard Republicans feel safe voting for the rest again.
Can you go hell?
Via ramp or stair. Either will do.
Heck, just drop him down there.
Yeet that fucker into deep space
Save energy, chuck him into a caldera and let the gods of the underworld figure out what do to with him after that.
“I can go ramp, I can go stair. I can go hell, I belong there”
I’d like to go back to having a president where that wasn’t a talking point. I would make an exception for an untimely wheelchair.
Then go die.
This is the metric by which all presidents should be judged… it’s why we’re winning so much, obviously.
Great picture, the classic double fisting two cocks dance routine. I’m sure he can find a way for four cocks, well Bubba probably already helped make that happen.
a source of never-ending amazement.
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LOL what an embarrassment
“Look, I can go ramp, I can go stair, I can go another stair. Another stair in the back. I have a stair,” Trump declared, pointing to each before returning to Biden once more. “He could never find the stair.”
How tf is this real life?
Do dementia patients normally lose the ability to use prepositions and plurals? I guess it’s one manifestation of aphasia.
He’s regressing to toddler-speak.
I have a stair.
I have an apple.
…unh! Apple-stair.
If only he were toilet trained he’d have all three.
He can go ramp and he can go stair, but can he go potty?
He still needs the cheerio to pee in the big boy potty.
He goes in his pants all the time
He should go stair more often, tall buildings
“AND, I haven’t done a poo poo in my pants yet.”
When it happens, if he notices at all, he blames it on antifa.
He’s doing poo poo with his mouth now.
He always has
Poop goes in, poop goes out.
Ah, but can he go top-floor window? He needs to show us his powers.
Defenestration is such a fun word.
but can he do a summersault?
No summersault, only sexual assault
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