There’s this movie called Old Yeller that spells out a strategy that might work for them, but they’re grafted lips to ass with this orange asshole, so there’s no disassociating from him or his horrors in living memory, regardless of what they do or say after he’s out.

let’s make him own 1300 Billion.

1933

That was the right time to start and we should never ever stop

I hope everyone thinks he’s doing some kind of depraved impression or a skit for a while, long enough for help to be too late. It would be poetic at least, if not just.

He’s going to appoint an A.I.

Honestly I’m expecting something supernatural at this point. Maybe he’ll explode into a mass of tentacles on live TV or split his seams and it turns out he was bugs the whole time.

Unless you’ve got a steel reinforced frame bolted into the foundation backing your steel reinforced door, a strong leg and a sturdy boot will get through practically anything you can buy at a hardware store, and a crowbar will take care of the rest.

I don’t know who that is, but they’re a fucking moron for giving a fuck what the convicted rapist and pedophile thinks of anything.

absolute coward. The court should have deputized someone to drag his ass in regardless.

No way in hell I get a free pass for telling the judge “I totally stopped speeding, promise, so Im gonna skip the court showing”

I have a spool of PLA that’s been sitting out for a year in 30-80% humidity and it printed up just fine, I didn’t even dust it off.

No, he said “Well, I raped children on child rape island, what else could I do? Genocide? Nazi Resurgence? World War Three? Why not all of the above!”

I’ll give you a hint, he got to “raping children” and then kept going.

The AI isn’t even trying to make Mich McConnell look realistic anymore, this is ridiculous.

I can’t be the only person who was wondering how this guy torrented a cookie.

that song polyethylene pam will finally make sense

The downside to this avenue is that it’s up to the Supreme Court to decide if you’re right or wrong, which won’t happen until they give you a lawyer…which they don’t want to do.

A Man. A Plan. A Gestapo.

Guantanamo.

The USS Epic Dumbass

Or maybe it’ll be like ship names in Halo:

the USS Travesty of Greed

USS Racist Clown

USS Traitorous Fuckstick

Yeah, I get what you mean, but to keep the ratio of people-to-representative the same you’d need to split the rest of Pennsylvania into 6 states(for a total of 8 new states to replace the original), because ~75% of Pennsylvanians live in urban areas.