we should at least give him a fighting chance against a lion, a bear, or make him complete a bike course through a city without bikelanes.

no, he won’t

who is he calling “goobers”?! bro, look in the mirror, you’re the epitome of goober-ism

be thankful he didn’t name it Trump Intelligence

I’m super cereal, you guys!

" lol what arms? who did new phonw"

🏅

but can he do a summersault?

dangnabbit!

How did we manage to go from perfectly fair and square election to all electronic voting is rigged in the two years that he has been in power 🤔

he got COVID that one time…that was decent day

BYOB

I’m sorry, what?? Am I having a stroke here?

You may have answered your own question

“You see, I would really like to, but in respect for Lindsay, I just can’t.”

For a second there, I thought I was looking at a love child of Kevin Spacey and Mike Huckabee.

You mean a piss stone?

These MFs! This is outrageous…

That’s fair. Looks like I need to investigate this further.