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That would be precisely the case if this was any other job. But, apparently, Senate seats are ordained by God and are a divine right.
And get handed over to family members, as with Graham.
Considering the Senate was meant to be a collection of representatives hand picked by the rich, you are not far off…
I cant even miss work for 3 days in a row without a doctor note and this pos just doing w/e?
Conservatives tend to believe in different rules for different people. They don’t really believe in equality
And you think that’s a good thing?
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I don’t think he’s capable of resigning.
You can’t resign when you’re dead. Checkmate, leftists!
But he can’t do either because he’s dead.
Mitch is playing 4D chess.
Mitch’s resignation letter:
The undoctored proof of life pic has leaked.
Maybe’s not dead. Maybe he just made a cocoon, and then returned as a beautiful tortoise.
Gamera is really neat.
He is filled with turtle meat!
I never understood why, ,after stealing all this money, these POS can’t simply retire to an island at 50 and leave us the fuck alone.
It was never about the money. They are addicted to the power.
You know those old ladies you see at casinos and they’re on their motorized scooter with an oxygen tank and they just play slots all day and night?
That’s the boomers in Congress, except the slots is imposing their will on the world like gods.
At this stage I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s the Knox Virus. He’s from KY, after all.
How does one open the article
Firefox reader view usually works.
There isn’t any new information in the article aside from the quote.
Washington Examiner was started as the conservative alternative to the Washington Post. They have mostly party-line Republican views, with a few exceptions.
When I click it a video tries to open, there is no link to click or open on Jerboa on this post
Need to send out more photos like a kidnapping victim from the 1980s holding today’s newspaper. Should use a Polaroid this time to make it really authentic. Maybe a note with some letters cut out from a skateboarding magazine. Someone can wait at a payphone at the mall next to Spencer’s for an anonymous landline call with further instructions.
Man I really miss Orange Julius.
Honestly it’s the fact that the paper was there that sells me for it. Like whoever took or doctored or made that photo was like “no we have to include the paper, nobody is going to believe us if we don’t” but if they really wanted us to believe them they’d make a statement. Which means that it wasn’t a good faith photo, they deliberately did their best to trick us by making it “as believable as we can”
I like how everyone stopped to argue whether or not it was todays paper, but no one stopped to ask, why the fuck would they do that?
That’s why it’s so funny. It’s like a parody of what these out of touch assholes think a proof of life photo would be, in 2026. When everyone has a video recording device in their hand at all times. It’s comically not credible (even if real.)
I always figured that if you didn’t show up to work for a few weeks, that was a resignation. We should treat him as if he’s already resigned.
*should be replaced
someone who’s too sick (or deceased) to provide a health update also won’t be able to resign.
Beshear should just call their bluff, and name a Democratic Senator. Force MAGA to sue to stop him, and then they’ll have to provide proof of life. If they do, then fine, Mitch is still breathing, so they win.
But if they can’t prove it, or choose not to, then Beshear’s pick stands, and we’ve got another Dem senator.
Go ahead, call their bluff. You know they’re lying, they’re ALWAYS lying.
Kentucky doesn’t allow appointments, it has to be a special election.
Quite the opposite. The state constitution says replacements are appointed. Recent legislation that has not (yet) been tested in court calls for a special election.
