Capt. Wolf

Not with that uncertainty, but you do have a following of fetishists now.

You have to be forceful, commanding. I shit in the pot. Give me my money or I’ll take it back out.

My wife and I submitted our ballots this afternoon!

I can’t wait to see the fear on his face when he realized how fucked he is! Fucking vote!

The fact that they’re just getting around to asking now means he already has.

Very illegal… By the way, anyone who accepts and receives that payment is also guilty.

Like buying votes during the last election?

Just to spite him, the day after we elect a new president, I’d love for some sort of ceremony where Denmark and the US exchange Greenland back and forth. Something like the whiskey war with Canada.

You don’t need a diary to know that, there’s plenty of video evidence where he’s obviously sick of all the bullshit. Totally had the “how am I the only educated person in this room?” vibe toward the end.

He is filled with turtle meat!

We’re stealing it, obviously… From Russian shadow fleet tankers, Venezuela, and Iran. Trump hasn’t even been quiet about it, not that he ever is…