On the one hand, this wouldn’t be a story hardly if she was a man.
On the other hand, she’s a hardline, purity Christian asshole and this is just another hypocritical thing from a GOP member to add the the mountainous pile of fucking hypocritical bullshit.
Sure it would, if it politically advantaged someone.
‘On one hand’ applies nicely to this ‘lady’.
Man, she is one horny motherfucker. Handies in the theater, blowies in the office, lesbian sex in the car… damn! Where does she find the time to rail against the LGBTQ community in-between fucking all the guys and gals in her office?
I had a girlfriend like her once. Once.
Oh I think she finds plenty of time for railing
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What’s her OF?
There was that rumor that she was straight up selected from a prostitution app profile…
At the time I assumed it was sexism, but that is presumably the only way Ted Cruz meets willing women so maybe it was true after all and girl just loved her work.
No, she was clearly hired due to her… Intellect?
Boebert’s office and her campaign have yet to respond, but her ex-husband, Jayson Boebert, has denied the allegations.
“I think it is all a fairy tale made up propaganda,” Jayson Boebert said. “I don’t believe any of that. Bad sources.”
Isn’t that the guy who exposed himself to her at a bowling alley or something similar? Credible.
When she was a minor. With her friends who were also minors.
Probably a huge cuck like Kristi Noems husband.
Being bi and partisan doesn’t make her bipartisan.
the constitution says nothing against having an OnlyFans and being a representative congress.
Sounds like she was definitely having congress.
TRY NOT TO HAVE ANY SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS WITH STAFFERS ON THE WALK THROUGH THE PARKING LOT!!!
In a row?
Radical idea: Maybe we shouldn’t allow the pro-rape party to exist?
This is absolutely disgusting!
I can’t believe three people had sex with Lauren Boebert
I can’t believe three people had sex with Lauren Boebert
I can. 3 people at the same time… I can too…
We’ve got our best people working this out…

Remember that time she jerked a dude off at a Beetlejuice play and then vaped, kicked out, and got caught on film, but yet still denied the whole thing? Color me shocked.
Watching the modern Republican party is like pirating the wrong TMNT or Avengers movie and not realizing until you mom walks in the room that you got the porn parody.
Good to see Republicans having consentual sex with adults
Did she have line management authority over any of the staffers? If not, this is a non-issue except for the hypocrisy.
Oh shit good point. Guess I assume adults having sex should be consexual
You assumed wrong for many conservatives in power. They probably would never get laid if it wasn’t for SA.
Lol she’s such a ratchet clown
1 at a time,… or all at once?
I thought they were the party of tradition, affairs are traditional as.
you can’t make them care about it, well maybe because it’s a woman they could get real misogynistic about it
Imagine spending 200k to bury a story and it still gets out. Ouch
Fuck Lauren Boebert. But please do it poorly. Sincerely, Everyone she’s fucked richly













