Can you rebrand a euphemism? My uncle runs a PR firm. We’re gonna need some help.

We should collectively find a euphemism for suicide and call it Trump. As in “He Trumped himself with a .45 in the mouth.”

And thanks to that recent leak, we know who. I mean someone does. I haven’t really looked at the data myself.

https://icepi.cx/

Don’t you dare!

Skynet is more succinct anyway.

Plumbers and carpenters are now felons.

Seriously. I just kinda check it out once in a while.

Well anything that old should be dragged outback and shot. But be sure to livestream it.

UFC and Dana White will produce it. They’ll reuse the set from the July 4th bouts on the White House lawn. It’ll have smoke machines.

We all have that uncle.

March on the White House? He’s constantly expanding the secure perimeter. Most recently he’s announced he will be fencing off Lafayette Square. You can barely see the place from the street anymore.

What if we all start giving them the same handles?

What about mounting a wireless charging pad to the doorframe to keep it charged? Is that an option?

I have family in Southern New Jersey where he absolutely ruined people by not paying them for building his bullshit, gaudy casinos. Yet the whole region is crazy for him. Stupid is as stupid does.

If it’s only a dollar and I actually can’t give it back I’d probably just destroy it out of principle. No, I’m not rich with “fuck you” levels of money, but I do have principles.

If someone tries to pay me with this, I simply will not accept it.

Well it’s generally frowned upon to laugh at the mentally retarded.

Or a photo of an empty road. They’ll just think the traffic is really light.

No one is stopping you from doing these things.