“Oh no, the launch pad for the fireworks finale was set up horizontally instead of vertically!”

Happy Birthday America! 🇺🇸🦅🧨🫡

Fuck it. Sec of State MyPillow Guy, Treasury Secretary the Corpse of Charlie Kirk. And once they’re good and embedded; somehow, Epstein returned…

I think not only that, they want to make sure they have all the kinks worked out in their system before the next presidential election. He’s going to run, there’ll be legal challenges but he’ll do it anyway, he’ll win and use that to justify that it’s the “will of the people”, SCOTUS will rubber stamp that excuse, Congress will cheer like they did when Palpatine declared himself Emperor.

Maybe after they rig this one more people will start recognizing this is beyond a problem that can be solved with elections.

“Strategery.”

Can confirm. Blasting fishing boats labeled “traffickers” has done nothing to disrupt the supply chain or affect prices. Well, at least the price of blow, idk about fish prices. I’m a vegan.

There’s something deeply disturbing about cucking yourself to a known impotent. Like, bruh, watching some beer belly broke dick rub his misshapen penis on your wife is next level sexual masochism. No shame for having kinks, but there’s a level of judgement and disgust there. Guarantee every time we see him his dick is double locked in a chastity cage.

Impressive. Very nice. Let’s see Paul Allen’s bill.

Me to young voters trying to decide which senior citizen with one foot in the grave they have to decide between: