We should make an agent to flood Congressional offices with robo calls. Shit will be illegal real quick.

Chuck Schumer?

Democracy died when Nixon escaped justice.

The death rattle started in 1877 and the country never recovered.

It was born sickly anyway.

We salute the Menards logo like God intended.

This is a smoke screen to grant conservative operators a path to strike down ballot measures before they’re ever voted on. Sure it sounds good. But it’s so vague and hard to test that basically anything you don’t like can be struck down with this if you sue enough.

For a few years? Great! Prolonged unwinnable wars in Afghanistan have been crippling empires for centuries. So luring a world power in to a fight there was a great move.

Also, we didn’t just sell the Taliban weapons, we also established permanent bases, trained their soldiers, and then told them to get fucked when they asked us nicely to leave.

Fun fact, prolonged unwinnable wars in Ethiopia have had the same effect. For many of the same reasons.

Another fun fact, Fox News correspondent and man guilty of actual treason Oliver North arranged the sale of weapons to Iran to fund similar activities in Nicaragua.

An additional fun fact, the CIA was also funding the contra-revoltionaries in Latin America with money they made selling cocaine to inner-city drug dealers.

China didn’t ask to buy weapons. Trump offered to sell them weapons. Which, presumably, they declined.

That’s awful shame on you.

What a horrible waste of precious rocket fuel. Launching them in to deep space takes far less fuel and removes the problem all the same. Especially since we’re not worried about g forces on the rocket cargo.

I don’t plan on running for public office.

There may be some running at public office.

Well that took a wild turn.

Human rights supercede property rights, the rights of kings, and whatever other crazy nonsense you went on about after that.

The rights of people to thrive in their natural environment shall not be put down upon by any other party so long as they do not inflict themselves upon the rights of others. Specifically, if a person’s existence is a problem for you, that’s a problem for you. Not them.

Those with the power and authority to do violence will always impede upon the rights of others in pursuit of wealth. It’s our right to do violence back.

Fuck that shit. They’re not interested in negotiating. They just want you to feel better about being squeezed in to the box they’ve picked out for you.

Be ungovernable.

We switched to swisscool recently and my hands have never been so smooth.

Long pig? It’s really only good if the long pig was particularly well off.

It’s perfectly fine. If you enjoy your pellet smoker never let anyone take that from you.

It’s one of those digs that only affects a particular type of person. The kind that might attribute masculinity to things like BBQ by implying he’s taking an inferior shortcut.

So… Should I stop drinking industrial coolant or not?

Bet he smokes on a pellet grill

Midterms? Too old for him.

Funding only available in safe red districts.

Bro they’ve done 340ish episodes, they’re going to miss from time to time. 99.5% is pretty damn good.

They’d probably crucify him again.