If I survive to see a day when this sad excuse for an ape loses its ability to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide at will, the wave of relief and joy I’ll feel will be tantalizing. I’ve never been great at delayed satisfaction, but in this case it’ll be well worth it.
Shocking how wrong/right Qanon really was about the whole pedophile cabal thing. Like the schrodinger’s cat of accurate prediction.
These are the same sports that require parent-provided mechanized transportation of players via expensive liquid fossil fuels? Seems like the party of asshattery is barking at a non-issue, since it’ll soon cost too much for those parents to provide said transportation due to GOP incompetence, corruption, aggression, and greed. Their perceived problem has been solved before it even began. Guess we really, really, won’t be needing them anymore.
How and why the fuck do these anthropomorphic shitheaps keep living so fucking long? My best guess… They’re demons sent to terrorize humanity and it takes approximately 80-88 years for their insides to decay to the point they need to be recalled to home base for a rebuild.
At least this particular pisspuddle was probably emotionally miserable its entire life, otherwise it would have found something actually fulfilling and helpful to do with its energy.
Pretty sure the GOP is already doing everything it can to eliminate crystallized dihydrogen monoxide from the earth.
The tantrum at not receiving any positive feedback hinted to me there’s something in there that cares about recognition and appreciation. I’m no scholar of the human soul, but something about that response signaled to me there is a broken and tortured consciousness down there seeking validation through outside admiration. If the shell were entirely soulless, I would have expected indifferent disdain. Instead, I sense a frustrated child trying to win attention from his parents. The absence of adoration is under his skin and eroding the foundation of his entire ego as he senses the finality of his existence approaching. Should have stuck to being a rich private citizen, where the fawning was easy to buy and criticism easy to ignore.
I wish this guy could have been removed from the life he was living in his 20s and gotten some serious help. Maybe practiced Buddhism and become a monk to lay bare and put to rest all his demons, rather than continue to gorge them. Were I a better person, I could probably feel sympathy for whatever soul he has left, tortured continuously by his crushing insecurity. But I’m not, instead relishing his realization that he’ll eventually die completely and utterly unloved by the entire world. It’s unfortunate he’ll probably try to feed his demons before that happens with as many human lives as he can. Wonder if anyone will resist his insane order to use nuclear weapons when it eventually comes before January 2029.
Seeing a corporate vampire attorney electorally eviscerated by a nurse would be so satisfying.
I can’t wait to see some well-earned accountability get doled out! After all, I read that hell is due to freeze over any day now.
Sure, but I’ve already decided it’ll be a nonprofit. Pisshit for the Prosperity of Poor and unPrivileged People to Fuck Over rePublicans
You just gave me a great idea for a profitable business model!
His future gravesite is going to need so much fortification and security to keep it from becoming a superfund site from all the bodily waste destined for it.
Almost like it’s a bad thing to go the extreme route to alienate almost everyone instead of, you know, at least TRYING to represent the collective interests of the electorate to the best of your ability.
It is kinda nice that Impossible Steak Bites now costs less per unit of mass than beef does. Going vegetarian starting to make more sense every day…
Seems like the punishment for Treason isn’t what it used to be…
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5th time’s the charm
They’ll do anything and everything to win, except trying to make anything better.