Dennis Hastert, the nation’s longest-serving Republican House speaker, whose own political legacy was forever fouled by allegations that he molested high school
How and why the fuck do these anthropomorphic shitheaps keep living so fucking long? My best guess… They’re demons sent to terrorize humanity and it takes approximately 80-88 years for their insides to decay to the point they need to be recalled to home base for a rebuild.
At least this particular pisspuddle was probably emotionally miserable its entire life, otherwise it would have found something actually fulfilling and helpful to do with its energy.
How and why the fuck do these anthropomorphic shitheaps keep living so fucking long? My best guess… They’re demons sent to terrorize humanity and it takes approximately 80-88 years for their insides to decay to the point they need to be recalled to home base for a rebuild.
At least this particular pisspuddle was probably emotionally miserable its entire life, otherwise it would have found something actually fulfilling and helpful to do with its energy.
Because as they dont have to rely on the shitty health care the rest of America does. Congress critters get the best care available to almost anyone.