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I was fired for being late because I was stuck in traffic behind a god damn herd of sheep that were crowding the road in front of a farm where another car slammed through the fence when I worked for MCI doing relay.

If he’s in the pit, the pit is no longer bottomless.

Progressively turning into shit, you mean?

Nobody covers each other’s ass like the parasitic class.

Anything dealing with printers generally requires at least a basic understanding of eldritch magic.

Of course not. Centrists kept telling people to not even vote.

Next week: “Dana White new white house press secretary.”

There needs to be a word that’s stronger than “stupid” but isn’t an ableist slur. That word is what would describe this law.

I have to assume the article author hasn’t spent much time around cats if they thought they don’t fart. Dog farts might be louder, but cat farts will peel the paint off your walls.

There you go, republicans. If you don’t want trans athletes competing in sports, just pay them not to. /s

If water makes things wet, and water is surrounded by more water is that water not also wet? 🤔

Go on then. Git!

You say that as if Elon wouldn’t pay it.

So so scary to know for sure if that call is bot spam or an actual, verified person. 🙄

I feel like tp with Trump’s face on it would also have splinters.

Slow particle. Better chance of observing it.

Do any other furries see what I see in that thumbnail? 🥵

Hold up… There was a second form of magnatism?

Where’s your adblocker?

I also find the logo weird. They call it Anubis, but use an anime girl instead of a sexy, shirtless jackal man like Neferu.