Donald Trump’s new White House Chief of Staff, Stephen Miller, said the Republican Party is “more popular than ever,” just days after voters handed Democrats control of the House and Senate the midterm elections.
Miller said in his speech that it was “the privilege of a lifetime to join President Trump,” before adding: “If it wasn’t for President Trump, the United States of America would not exist right now.”
“This man saved America,” Miller said. “He saved our military from collapse, he saved our economy from destruction, he saved our border from annihilation and he saved our country from threats at home and abroad which would have been the end of the American dream forever.”
The reincarnated Joseph Goebbels spewing more shit out of his mouth.
This cretin has 4 kids btw… How fucked up they must be to have this piece of shit as their father
His wife is vicious and insane as well: the kids got a double helping.
I wish I were joking, but I am not.
Rumor was that when he entered the White House, he had been so repellent his entire life that he was still a virgin. She was some White House functionary from some rich donor family that used the N-word at the dinner table routinely, and they fell in love.
She’s just as dirty as Temu Goebbels, and she does it all staying out of the limelight. Another horrible human being.
A lizard for a father and a potato for a mother, I’ll bet those kids are gorgeous.
Padres feos, hijos bonitos.
Goebbels was in charge of Propaganda. Himmler was in charge of the Final Solution. He resembles Himmler far more, which is why I call him PeeWee Himmler.
+1…My angle…The racist neo-Nazi loser resembles fucking Goebbels. Short, skinny and the same shitty attitude.
Wooooow. Had to clear the cobwebs and dust to read this old magic. Neato!
My back hurts
And the knees
Colonoscopy time
So he’s evil AND delusional?
They typically go hand in hand
So we’re full-on in the Kim Jung Un-style masturbatory lies without even resembling reality stage? Fun.
Trump does that for … I don’t know, probably all his life. He always spun everything however fits his narrative and unfortunately it seems to work more often than not. Telling people what they want to hear seems exceedingly successful.
Is he delusional?
No, he’s something much more dangerous: he’s a bloodthirsty fascist.
He knows his words are false, but what he is doing is dictating reality to us; he’s making it clear how we are expected to behave, and that any deviation from said reality will be declared treasonous and terrorism. He’s saying we should treat the administration like gods who saved us from certain demise.
His only delusion is that enough of the population will fall in line over this. You’ve already lost the crowd, buddy. Prepare you ass for prison.
He knows his words are false, but what he is doing is dictating reality to us; he’s making it clear how we are expected to behave, and that any deviation from said reality will be declared treasonous and terrorism.
Ignore the evidence of your eyes and ears. Listen to The Party and toe the party line.
No. He just gets paid to say and do hateful things.
I’m fairly certain Stephen Miller truly believes these hateful things, he doesn’t just say this because he’s getting paid. The videos of him from high school are chilling. That said, I think this move is going to backfire on Trump, but there will be turmoil for the American people first.
I wanna get paid to say foolish things!
“Twilight is the height of literature”
“Trump is the world’s greatest athlete”
“Pi is equal to both 3 and 4”
“The equator is the powerhouse of the fermament”
“All pizza should have pineapples”
Be a vlogger, you’d be in the top 5%.
You went out of line with that last one.
Out
Of
Line my friend.
And they should be whole! Uncut pineapple on pizza
I prefer a whole jackfruit, but it needs a really big pizza.
Pineapple Wellington, but with pizza dough instead of puff pastry? Or did you mean the rings (still cut, just not quite as much)?
The entire thing (shell can be taken off)
FreshParsnip 2028?
I just turned 35
Happy birthday!
They are going to pretend the midterms didn’t happen because of the ego death they would sustain if they so much as acknowledged their own unpopularity. Get ready for the “you can’t break up with me, I’m breaking up with you” phase where they get increasingly desperate and criminal. They are deliberately putting the people who might face jail in positions of power so that they will willingly commit more crimes out of self preservation. They are deeply angry that the American public “betrayed” them and will try to punish us for hurting their feelings.
They are deeply angry that the American public “betrayed” them
Accurate and succinct.
Yes, he is a Republican. It goes with the job.
Before “The Big Lie” was specifically Trump won the 2020 election, it was a strategy pursued by authoritarians, including Putin, the Kim family, Mussolini, and Hitler: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_lie
The truth is whatever we say the truth is: do not trust your lying eyes. To speak otherwise is to betray Friend Computer.
Obviously yes
I’ve genuinely never seen so much sychophantic behavior in my life than the people surrounding this demented president.
I would be embarrassed to have others see me kissing ass like that. I’ve always despised it when I’ve seen it in workplaces growing up.
I’ve owned a business for over 30 years, and I really, REALLY hate it when people kiss my ass and suck up to me like that. I slap that behavior down hard.
What more would you expect from Pee Wee Himmler?
I’ve been calling him PeeWee Himmler for years, hoping others would pick it up. You’re the first person I’ve seen. Let’s spread it far.
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How would you even try to parody this?
But wait, there’s more!
In other news water is dry
I’m going to say it right here, they’re going to perform a red wedding scenario in congress in January.
One of the theories is they are going to just declare the representatives / senators from the left as National security threats and refuse to seat them… We’ll see. I’m not ready to declare this over.
I’m failing to see what constitutionally creative idea that would entail but you’re right not to led the guard down against treason.
They’ve already shown rule of law and the constitution does not matter to them.
I am so confused by his looks. Like, I have at least 15 years on him but he looks older than I do? He is aging like people in the 1940s &50s, does he smoke? Or it’s just the evil aging him?
It’s the evil.
You can stave off a lot of the evil-look, with money and effort. Once you get to the intimate evil though, like real close, wet work stuff that you want to personally do, it takes its toll.
There are very few people who can withstand what that does to a person’s exterior, and that kind of power will make you far more successful than ole Steve Miller.
There is truly NO LIMIT TO THE LARP!!! These fuckers actually think Twotter is real life! Holy fuck they’re delusionally out of touch.
If you thought the trumptanic couldn’t sink any faster…
Their experience the last decade or so has been that they can talk anything into existence. Because we let them.
