Sen. Eric Schmitt (R-Mo.) on Tuesday reflected on his mix-up during former special counsel Jack Smith’s hearing before the Senate Judiciary Committee, saying his job “is to ask questions.”
Your job is to ask questions like an educated, informed adult and not like a god damn idiot edgelord middle schooler.


Now you’re going to tell me that a reasonable person would expect someone to want to watch women’s sports.
j/k I don’t really watch any sports, regardless of the gender of the people playing.
I feel like there are countless teams playing at any given time and assuming you picked the only correct one is a stupid decision. And he’s not alone! A team of idiots worked together to make these nothing texts look suspicious and none will lose their jobs for it.
I feel like it would be embarrassing to say stuff like there were pro games or men’s college games, which sounds incredibly sexist and dismissive (unlike my earlier comment, which is just dismissive of sports), but I suspect that will just earn him points with his base.