His peak was pre-conception. It was all downhill from there.

“retiring Republican”

Have any biologists had a chance to study this? Have there been any other incidents of invertebrates suddenly growing a spine in certain situations?

“You’re all going to become obsolete” says man who could be replaced by 200 lines of Python code and a Spirit Halloween wig.

I’m not a great lip reader, but that woman in red on the back left looks like she says “That’s true” right after he says it.

He’s making fun of you, Barbara.

Hey, your boss asks you to do something, you do it.

This is what we’re dealing with in Colorado.

I wish I could file suit against this woman for the 60 seconds of time I wasted having to double check the wording and mark “no” on all of the culture war bullshit.

Trumpian quantum superposition. Only when you observe him does he collapse into one state or the other.

Anime plot-ass government.

Defending Rapists is basically a free spot on the bingo card.

Vice President JD Vance thinks…

I’ll stop there.

You haven’t done one fucking positive thing.

Edit: …on purpose

Add it to the crime pile over there in the corner. Wait, sorry; it’s grown a bit since I last checked. You want the crime pile sitting on the horizon that looks vaguely like Mt. Whitney.

What the fuck is this obsession with bathrooms and women’s sports? Fix fucking healthcare. Let’s start there.

Tuberville is further evidence that we need to take head injuries from football more seriously.

One more for the treason list. That thing is getting longer than the Epstein files.

The $2.2 billion they claimed they saved is enough to run the federal government for about four hours.

Meanwhile, ICE has $45 billion dedicated to concentration camps alone.

I hate Barrel Nazis.

Well, used to be anyway.

Pete Hegseth is insufferable even to his own.