I must have tested-out of socialism 101.

Like this?

Glasses firmly dipped.

You got me hankering for spaghetti.

She seems nice.

I believe I’ve made myself entirely redundant.

The billionaires got their president. It’s “find out” time.

Wasn’t the AI pitch that normies could program now?

Great job, Donald.

You guys just had to say the quiet part out loud.

The attendees or the protesters?

Yes, let’s give dirt more votes than people.

The Senate is antidemocratic.

Teddy was super racist and a warmonger, so hard pass on him.

Eisenhower was surprisingly cool, I’ll give you that.

She will cycle into private industry.

These ghouls never relinquish power willingly.

You don’t say.

Fuck every Republican after Lincoln.

Putin would love that.

Don’t tread on me. Others…

Underrated take. They’ve been seething since the civil war.