Also I can’t not read it like this and it’s driving me insane

Tbf, he spends a lot more time on camera than Mitch. We might finally get a stroke of luck and he keels over on live TV.

They all look like if Janice tried to stay relevant after The Electric Mayhem broke up, then crashed out and started posting racist shit on Twitter.

I see this week’s “Platforming the two dumbest motherfuckers we could find on Twitter/TikTok and pretending it’s a social phenomenon” article has arrived

One of the gas stations near me had clearly just given up on removing them and they were like 5 deep on each pump for quite a while. Then they all disappeared overnight so I’m guessing some MAGA assclown got pissy enough to either complain to corporate or remove them themselves.

That muted trumpet noise it makes when the adults ‘talk’ in Peanuts

‘The president’ is arguably a respected title though. If they’re gonna go that route, they should have some fun with it

Actor from Home Alone 2 inaugurates new white house helipad

Former reality TV host inaugurates new white house helipad

Convicted felon inaugurates new white house helipad

Florida man inaugurates new white house helipad

I mean, whether he’s a piece of shit for hire or a piece of shit of his own volition, he’s still a piece of shit at the end of the day. I can be angry at both the puppet and the hand up its ass.

Honestly in reading up on the guy, there’s also a non zero possibility he’s fucking Collins’ lapdog. Apparently he got his start working for her.

This fucking Golden bastard needs to go jump up his own ass. Every single time there’s one of these ‘A handful of Dems join Republicans in passing [insert heinous shit here]’ headlines, it’s fucking always him.

Blanche, leaping out of a coat closet at a random member of congress: “guyinfavoroftheballroomsayswhat”

“…what?”

“See, congress approves! NO BACKSIES!”

Hope they forget to take em off the first time they go to take a piss.

Staffers opening it up like

In addition to that, there’s honestly a very real possibility that his mind is gone enough at this point that he can’t even really follow instructions anymore without someone physically present and nudging him along like a giant toddler.