Dyslexics of the world, untie!

Unintuitively, it’s actually harder to send someone into the sun as it is to send them farther out. Rather than incur significant expense by trying to send him into the sun, let’s just let him slowly freeze in the cold of space.

https://www.nasa.gov/solar-system/its-surprisingly-hard-to-go-to-the-sun/

That seems perfectly cromulent.

No slamming?

Fury Airlines sounds like it has exclusively pilots with anger management issues, so it might actually be worse than Spirit.