Informal poll for the commenters: how long do you think the WH will insist he’s alive after he dies? Whenever that day happens, they’ll say he’s in perfect health until its impossible not to. But how long will it take?

I think at least a week.

There’s an extension for Calibre called DE-DRM that works in the majority of cases.

I have to use it for work, and the difference between how my work laptop and my personal laptop (Debian 43) handles basic tasks is stark.

The stuff like “will my headphones work?” has been solved for years at this point. I’m talking even more basic, like rendering the UI and loading menus.

Some of them are barely capable of voting.

Right? I don’t know how the US system works but in Canada we invest contributions and grow them. If you’ve been paying in since you started working I would hope it’s grown in the meantime.

It’s on an SD card attached to a pigeon for me.

Hawks can seriously mess with my download speed.

Don’t associate power bottoms with this tool.

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