Don’t forget the companies of the US, China, Russia, Israel, and Iran. Those companies are terribly for democracy

Roughly the same speed of my dick slicing through frozen butter at the North Pole on January 1st, 1993

Every year I buy a couple ~$5 USB drives and plug them into my jbod machine in a software raid1. At this point there’s about a hundred in long array of daisy chained USB hubs.

Each drive is formatted with fat32 and added to an LVM. Don’t judge my ghetto NAS.