i am so surprised

Fuck, even Luigi didn’t know that his self is innocent.

How does this help him? Why didn’t he go to trial? Did he just want to get started burning the years of his definitely very long sentence?

Is that percentage supposed to make people feel good about things?

Eureka. That explains all the gas and paint hufffing

huh. i would’ve thought we’d just all get standard healthcare similar to a lot of countries. Bonuses didn’t cross my mind

Heh, Hegseth is Trump’s version of “the cool guy”. Just when you thought the child rapist couldn’t go any lower. Which one was I talking about? both

I see Jeffries as a semi-sentient representation of a semi-soft dick that’s currently in use in a porn video

A rich dude who still chooses to huff gas and paint even though he could be smoking the best heroin, crack, or meth that exists.

A lot of people call this kind of thing cynical but I think that most of the time, it’s just realistic

Isn’t it just Bing with privacy? Or do they use their own tweeks or something? It’s what I use nowadays since google never finds anything i search for