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An elegant device from a more civilized age.

My phone is as thin as I’m comfortable with it being, I have grabbed a snorkel and watched movies underwater, and it takes an sdcard.

It also has a headphone jack, but I’m not comfy using that underwater and had to use BT headphones for that.

You didn’t sacrifice for shit. It was stolen from you. Voting with your wallet isn’t a real option.

So what are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about all the comforts of modernity being stolen from you as its weight and terror and heat come crashing down? You can’t go back. There is no back, not with the planet like this. Not that you survive. What are you gonna do about it?

grew out of it

Ah, looked like that briefly, but no. Just a fluke.

No, like, I heard about it when it happened.

And yeah. Obviously the kids from religious families all got raped. I thought that was the point.

Why is every conservative a pedophile?

I remember the conservative men I knew in childhood, and they were all woke by modern standards. Some beat their wives bloody, one spent a friend’s college fund on sex workers (jokes on him; last I heard she was the best in the business and the rest of us got student debt), several were known rapists, my aunts talked about office parties being ‘dangerous’, and marital rape was just kind of an assumption.

But so few of them were pedophiles. Like I completely avoided being raped as a child. What happened? Was I just an unfuckable kid? Were all my friends whose families weren’t religious just unfuckable kids?

Lotta ground to cover hunting.

Bitch you know the answer. This is just an excuse for you to not do shit about it.

So how do you stop a kidnapper and murderer from 25 or more feet away?

Let’s stick to stuff a school child would understand.

They can’t. That’s what the cat farts are for.

I’d be shocked if anyone still working at Facebook isn’t at least a pedophile.