brem

Hard target to find, but anyone who has been around a cat or dog with fleas knows that even a miniscule nuisance can be picked off clean.

Trump can’t fuck kids like he used to, anymore.

Ding dong! Two points for catcher of schlong!! Correct!

*Detachable Penis" is already a song

She’s got a detachable penis, detachable penis… Zappa? No, someone else. Catchy tune.

Btw, catch!

Throws sloppy dong

Tell that to my very smooth pinky finger which lives in a warm coffee mug.

Reality: it’s actually in someone’s butthole. Very detachable. I rent it out on the weekends.

The only thing getting fucked by Trump (these days) is democracy anything that can be purchased with an impotent tiny dick and an even more atrophied tiny corrupt greedy brain… :(

At least the zombies created with AI will be extra fucking lame and predictable

“That’s absolutely correct, I’m definitely going to eat your brains with my teeth! Would you like more recommendations on how to eat brains?”

“Nattie’s Nights With Katie: A Turdy of Flaw”

Now playing only at an Epstein Memorial Theater near you.

… because if they lose & justice prevails they’ll all face the injustices they have enacted upon the entire world???

…geeze, buy me a drink first before you get me all turned on like this.

Yes, motivation… which is actually hatred & greed in this case. These “people” would never admit to failure unless it benefits them, it’s a tactic besharted forth to get the fence sitting MAGATs to vote against their better interests so they can “own the Dems”.

You’d be surprised, every single one of his fans takes up 5 entire seats.

What’s the endgame? That’s the real question. He’s almost too fat and old and shitty to keep going. Is it really just to protect his name? We joke, but he really doesn’t give a shit about anyone else. So is this all really only so we don’t talk about his Epstein Island Excursions? Because that’s etched in stone. In caves. Good luck finding it, chomos.

…and another thing!!!

If everything is gonna be censored fucking blur "his* droopy-twat neck! It looks like Eath’s ugliest vagina.

Ooooooooohhhhh. This is a spoke of the pitchfork!!! An actual probable offense of the constitution!!!

Do you think he heard me talking about the army of his sycophants & critics joining forces to toss him into Boston Harbor

"No taxation without representation and no Epstein vacations! No bombing of nations and no dodging implications. No sucking Putin’s butt in a gas station. No dragging your nuts over the constitution and no more explanations!! Bill & Ted said it best when they said “Station” "

That’s an emoji I can’t unsee. I’m in shock and vomiting at the same time…

Trump (Krasnov) can’t unsuck Putin’s dick.

Bonus: My music is accessible through Levyra & I approve of this platform

 ~ Master Mix Disaster 

I’ve been using Levyra for a few weeks now & it’s fantastic! Honestly, it’s everything I could want in a music streamer/player. I particularly enjoy the “download on favorite” option, it makes re-building my library quick & easy.

I’ll get back to you if I run across any bugs, but so far it’s been flawless for me.

Really, I just wanted to say “thanks” & keep up the good work!

But really though, anyone calling it that is obviously kissing president pedo’s poopy asshole

Softhands McGee shouldn’t be calling it “superintellegince”

Poor bastard, you forgot to hide your master’s words