I like that there are a few ways that involve shooting it with a laser.

My bad. If I wanted to know the details of famous assholes I would become a proctologist in Hollywood.

he probably smirks and says she’s the second lady and looks around the room to make sure everyone else is laughing. You know… since he pushed his first wife down some stairs and buried her on a golf course for tax breaks.

Played by Hayes

I think his dad is friends with The Duke of New York

I’m gonna be real fuckin pissed if he winds up making Halloween all about him.

Asswipe who didn’t graduate from Ass Wiping School says it’s “unknown” how much she will tongue bathe the president’s asshole

And have the Pole get shot and start a war with Poland?

There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.

I support the death penalty for abortion victims.

Danny couldn’t give a dead moose’s last shit who these people are.

It is going to be very embarrassing when they do it and everyone realizes that ISIS and the cartels have already mastered the art of making a spectacle of executing people.

What’s the point in making him a cripple? he already wears a diaper, doesn’t know how to drive, has never ridden a bike in his life, doesn’t exercise, doesn’t walk while cheating at golf, and probably already got himself some special presidential license plates that let his limo driver park across several handicap spots. his quality of life would probably improve as a crippled martyr. Think about the endorsement deals he could get as a cripple. What company? Depends.

he should be getting death bed reminders that the world is going to take his name off everything he graffito tagged and forget about him. Instead of destroying the man we need to start destroying his legacy before he loses the remaining marble. Right now if you shook his head it would sound like a can of orange spray paint. One lonely marble bouncing around. We need to make sure that marble knows that the celebrations of his death will greatly outweigh any celebrations of his life.

Dont they gave bullets that can go through concrete before hitting their target?

Please dont disparage Uncle Fester. He is loyal to his family and always has been.

Possession of carbon monoxide is legal but liberals keep saying you shouldn’t keep it in your house.

He’s ugly, like look at him, it’s a damn shame.
Just remember no caps when you spell the man name

Joe Mama

I wonder what solution math prodigy Ted Kaczynski would have had for this.