It’s hard to read sarcasm on the internet, let alone in a thread with an already-established troll on the loose.

How I imagine you doing this -

No, the nipple-rubbing was for cable companies (and was more fantastic satire.) The BP CEO included the guy lying naked on a rug in front of a fire place.

Could you share your knowledge here? I clicked this thread expecting to find instructions to help us follow your advice.

This isn’t an oversight; it’s a promise. TDF says that if your work can’t leave the building for legal or privacy reasons, the only way to prove that later (during an audit, for example) is if the software never gave it anywhere to go.

I love this. It’s a subtle burn, but it’s well-aimed.

The link wouldn’t let me read it with an adblocker enabled. A window took up the screen telling me to disable it.

Which is why I went to an archive site and read it there.

Oh, I don’t have to imagine it. I once got suspended for two weeks after telling my bullies to “drop dead.” Apparently that’s a “threat.” The context of the phrase never came into play, no investigation into why I’d feel compelled to say something like that, because fuck the victims of bullying, right?

The system has been pouncing on people for snippets of out-of-context phrases for decades. Unfortunately, they rarely catch the people who actually act out their violence.

“I wasn’t drinking, of course, but people were drinking with me who thought this was a good idea,”

Riiiiight. The excuse of college kids caught in an embarrassing scenario, that’s totally legit reasoning.

Pops and cracks from a stressed plant doesn’t mean a physical sensation of pain is occurring.