I’ve seen this song and dance time and time again.

Here’s a comprehensive list of things the DNC will accomplish given the chance:

• bupkis

Yah the DNC is a socialist organization and your boss at work just wants what’s best for you. America stands for liberty and justice and your landlord works hard to earn your income.

Give me a break!

What a dog shit situation for the people of Ohio.

Theres been a few Chinese models I found appealing, but using a Chinese phone in the States seems like a huge hassle from what I’ve heard

Losing the microSD card slot has put me off of buying flagship devices.

My 6 year old phone does more than the modern ones.

I want to want a new phone. I just don’t.