Tomorrow, i think i’m going to burn my monthly tokens for claude on a website called like theclownhidesitall where we list all the things successfully passed on the 2025 agenda and it’s correlating clown in charge event.

I’ll make sure to add comments section and ads, but only if you’re in red states so all you ignorant dipshits make me money and can jerk eachother off in comments. We’ll ask claude about ad logic too, to find those secret red assholes by cookies and show them this shit too. The rest of the decent world will just see the same website, with the same facts but no ads and have a link to comment if they want to stir the shit (with suggested replies and prompts).

If someone knows of a site already, share it. I’ll donate

Well good, about time they put warnings on maps. Above is the lake, below is america. You have been warned.

Companies claiming 99.9999 uptime is an absurd goal for a SLA, and wouldn’t even survive a small internet outage like a DDoS attack or Akamai outage. I remember in the 90s selling the idea of 5 9’s - 99.999% on my resume until some manager who Interviewed me asked me to state the expected downtime. I stopped claiming that number because it’s impossible without full active redundancy in different locations and not dependent on external providers like cloudflare ever going down.

And please don’t argue maintenance windows “cover it” because that’s not how they work in the real world today.

Downtime per year:

• 99% ~3.65 days (5,256 min)
• 99.9% ~8.77 hours (526 min)
• 99.99% ~52.6 min
• 99.999% ~5.26 min
• 99.9999% ~31.5 seconds

For my home lab I’m happy my stuff is online and content I hardly lose access when there’s a power outage thanks to my ups. But if I tracked I’d be closer to 95%. Good enough but I can’t wait till I just don’t care to run anything.

Rules for thee, not for me.

We’ve had one war, yes. What about a second war?

I remember settling this as a kid, Trix are for kids, the commercial was pretty clear on that.

I remember this orange dipshit telling the viewers of the presidential debate with Kamala that he has plans for plans. The man is full of plans…

What a fucking loser

No. This high road bullshit is why we are in the hole we’re in now. You want to play the game, you need to understand the rules. And you naive to think anything else.

I won’t condone murder, but this fucker deserves his abrupt death and the vitriol that follows. We will always be at the mercy of those fucks because of people like you and it’s time you understand.