lol. Lmao even.

We do have a chance of Schumer writing a strongly worded letter slamming trump though

Because of course we need another dystopian surveillance network to worry about

I wouldn’t be surprised if a convert-to-Mennonite/Amish movement took hold as the veneer of modern life continues to erode

That’s troubling, I don’t like what this portends.

The new CEOs background especially suggests they’re spiffing up the company for a later sellout, why else would they pick a merger specialist for the role?