SeductiveTortoise

“You can’t fire at us, but we will kill all of you.”

Maybe people would like it to be way worse? Let’s try that instead.

It’s for the greater good!

What has been maxxing for me is reviews. And if you send me one PR with 20,000 lines of code changed, I will tell you to get fucked and break it up.

I’m so glad my position allows me to do that 😂

That’s why the CEO AI replacement sticks to cheaper models. Because they don’t need the costly “reasoning” anyway.

Colleagues in my last company are measured by their token consumption. Not how little they use, but if they use up all their budget in a month. If not, they’re obviously bad for whatever they’re measuring.

I was a software tester ages ago and I was measured by the amount of bugs I found. Didn’t matter if it was a typo or some complicated crash that only occurred when all the stars aligned. I thought it was peak idiocy back then. But this new thinking beats that by far.

I’m an atheist, but in cases like these I hope that they are right and get re-routed to hell for being a hypocrite and asshole.

How hard can it be not to throw stones on other people?

You know what really would help? Statues of him everywhere. and ginormous banners of his face… and parades… and I don’t know… having a national dish named after him. With mandatory consumption.

“Ma’am, I can’t give you that Big Mac yet. You haven’t finished your Trump slop. And don’t forget the prayer!”

As a German, I demand that David Hasselhoff performs looking for freedom live when this happens.

Just feed it to an AI, that makes it OK. I think having a local speech model on your phone in the same room with you while watching should be sufficient.

At least they’re consistent in their cluelessnes.

Greetings from Europe, carved in stone because we don’t have electricity. Or internet.

Imagine you are a giving blood and this is how you find out you’ll be living with Alzheimer’s someday.

OctoPrint (3d printer)

Oh, good thing you wrote this. I’m about to give one of my printers away and there’s still a pi inside

I don’t even bother to track my home setup

I host home assistant and if anything goes down I’ll notice pretty fast.

Hey, leave the Germanic tribe of the Vandals out of this. They got a bad rep from those pesky Romans, but they were clearly not as bad as that orange twat.

“Mr president, please stop licking the lube from the walls, we still need to get you out there.”

That still seems like a tight squeeze for his fat ass. Maybe with some lube.

I’d be fine if I’d be the only one on it, but that’s crucial.

Of course it’s Biden’s fault. He started that fucking war with Iran 😭😭