

Biblically accurate Ted Cruz


Biblically accurate Ted Cruz


“Yeah, I like the fact that the nuclear program is buried under a mountain of rubble,” Watters countered.
“You understand that, like, nuclear material doesn’t just go away because you buried it under a mountain of rubble?” El-Sayed asked back. “You understand they can still go back and bury it out, right?”
Watters said the U.S. was “watching it from Space Force” and that if anyone digs up any nuclear material it will go “kaboom.”
I swear every Fox host with this evening talking head slot just gets dumber and dumber. “Watching it from Space Force”…not “Watching it from Space” or “Space Force will be watching it”… On top of his points being stupid, his grammar is awful.


His supporters would be so mad if they could read


“Our formula is the right formula,” From insisted. […] "Our platform was for the 1990s, not for the 2030s, but the principles are the same.
This man thinks that his Clinton neoliberal ideas are only not selling because of communication issues. Absolutely delusional.
“The democratic socialists want a different system. They don’t want to further democratic values. You look at their platform: they want to get rid of the Senate, the presidency, the supreme court; they want ownership of business; they want to get rid of police; they don’t want to fund the military.”
A quick list of things that are undemocratic:
Another quick list of things that are clearly broken and problematic:
Oh look, all of the things that he says are bastions of democracy are either inherently undemocratic or in major need of reforms.
“That isn’t the historic Democratic party. It’s not the party of Roosevelt that saved capitalism and saved democracy in the world in World War II. It’s a different ideology, it’s a different party.”
I don’t want to save capitalism. It sucks to be living in this unfettered capitalist hellscape, even if it is better that like…Sudan right now. Israel is supported because it’s a “bastion of democracy (read: capitalism) in the Middle East”, and look what’s happening because of it.





The person is still getting searched. The AG just wants transgender people sexually humiliated while getting searched too.


My favorite are the ones who have been like “He hasn’t said a single word about Palestine since the election!” that I was seeing a few months ago. Even more hilarious with his recent very public statements.


They’ve been TRYING to do show trials the whole time. Comey, fuckin sandwich guy, they just can’t get them to actually stick.*
*(At the federal level, the Texas case is a miscarriage of justice)


Mike Waltz*, aka the same dipshit that added a reporter to a Signal chat about bombing Iran (the first time)
The original comment called him “Danielle” and then edited to fix it to “Daniel”. Given that it’s the feminine version of the name, I think asking for a correction is reasonable, and deleting that request when it is fixed is also reasonable.
That being said, he could have been more polite about it. Everyone in that thread comes across to me at grumpy, though.