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12 days agoI don’t think that works. Calendar misprints would make every day wrong, or every day after the misprint wrong. I think the only way it would work is if the misprint was that every day was random and one happened to be correct.


I don’t think that works. Calendar misprints would make every day wrong, or every day after the misprint wrong. I think the only way it would work is if the misprint was that every day was random and one happened to be correct.


Have a cigarette…


More like 10 years
Geez, I’m starting to feel sorry for him…
“I have some very severe problems. The doctor says my asshole is on the outside now. Look at this. This looks like skin, but it’s not. It’s lining, they call it lining. It’s very beautiful, some say the most beautiful, most natural looking thing that looks like skin but it’s not skin, it’s asshole lining. All over my body. No skin to be seen anywhere, just lining. You think it’s skin but it’s lining. The doctors, they say they’ve never seen anything like it. They want to study it. It’s the mark of a stable genius I think because they want to study it like they study Einstein’s brain. You get to see it on TV but they want to see it up close. Lining, they call it. My asshole lining covering me completely. They say it’s genius. I don’t know, but that’s what they say.”