“We only need to win once. You need to win every time.”

How much do you think he’ll pay to buy the title of Founder of the Republican Party (soon to be renamed the X Party)?

Wait, ashes have a use beyond prayer xp? It doesn’t seem to explain that anywhere, so I’ve left the skill at 1 since I’ve been tripping over bones (seriously, the most expensive church bonus costs 300 and I have over a million), and haven’t done runecrafting either since I also have over a million of those from boss drops and the strongest spell costs four.

I’ve been playing Idle Fantasy for the last few weeks and have been enjoying it, though the obvious flaws due to it being vibe-coded are getting annoying. Stuff like the same UI working in different ways in different parts of the app, achievements not being persistent so you lose them when you prestige, constant patches for bonuses not being applied due to Claude missing them, or the balance being absolutely terrible (not that that matters much for an idle game, but stuff like grinding bosses earning hundreds of millions of coins a day while the second best option would struggle to hit half a million, or firemaking being a completely worthless skill since you’ll collect bones to bury by the hundreds of thousands, or all but like five loot items - including ones dropped by the final boss - being worth less than a single ore).

I hope it gets a serious polish and balancing patch soon, and that the author stops using Claude to add new features.

He did, but it was someone else’s.

(An “anonymous donor” gave their heart for his transplant. No word on whether threats were involved.)

What are you talking about? He’s much more humble than you would understand.

(I love her expression after he drops that line without a hint of irony or self-reflection.)