Why is it still the District of Columbia and not the District of America?

Nevermind, he obviously doesn’t know what DC stands for.

Wouldn’t everything be so much better if we could just opt to vote for an empty seat in the first place?

I don’t want to not vote for anybody, I want to vote for nobody!

“Well I don’t have anything I think I need to hide, so privacy doesn’t matter!”

Same vibe.