Perky

There’s a man with a gun in our face and the house is on fire. Both are very serious problems, but one is slightly more immediate.

The survival of American democracy depends on taxing imprisoning billionaires

A Democrat that doesn’t immediately fold on culture war issues. “Holy shit what do we do?? We had no plan for this!”

You just know that if he was a woman, they’d be foaming at the mouth about how she’s “emotional”, “unstable”, or “shrill” instead.

So, no then? Very cool.

Oh, Orange Julius is going to be pissed.

Oh look, Cuellar is being a sack of shit, what a huge surprise.

The rare case of a leopard eating its own face.

Mitch McConnell must have been his last horcrux.