Hopefully it turns out to be the release of some new Trump-branded schlock people can buy directly from whitehouse.gov and everyone will just be like “of course.”

Are you taking up arms for the coming revolution then?

I just have a hard time believing they can keep him both alive and sufficiently lucid enough to be viable for 2028. He’s struggling to hold it together through an entire Nazi rally now.

This is the shit that is put out there to keep people from being involved in politics because “why bother if both sides are the same?” and to deflect blame from the fact that the right is objectively worse in every fucking way. The Democratic party has a lot of problems and is in need of of a huge pull to the left, but it is better than the alternative. Dismissing it this way solves nothing.

Republicans: We need more people to have babies!

Also Republicans: We need more babies to contract preventable diseases and die!

Republicano