Others have to die for them to be saved. It can’t be as easy as them all offing themselves or the religion would work itself out in one generation. Others die so they can keep making excuse after excuse for their savior not showing up until the next appointed time.

My unpaid interns keep burning out from starvation and overwork. I wonder if we can do the same to cancer cells?

Just hope cancer doesn’t discover Onlyfans or it will be able to survive grad school.

Space force isn’t about stars it is about the space between the stars, and also about being a boondoggle distraction for this queen who loves the pomp and circumstance of a military force dressed like the SS. It gets his underwhelming chubby just hard enough for Natalie to service it.

JD Vance gets asked about the widows case and he responds to the journalist “send me her contact info so I can discuss it with her” as if he isn’t the second most powerful person in his country and already has full access to all of the info but doesn’t care. If they have to start paying out benefits to dead soldiers it might become more clear how many service members have actually died.

There are likely more fatalities of American soldiers but they are hiding them behind mission secrecy.

These 8 are the revolving villains that will take turns voting for or against legislation to make sure nothing moves left but status quo remains.

I’ve got four grocery stores in town. Two are owned by Canadian companies, two by American companies.

I shop at three of them (two US and one Canadian) but pretty much just buying the marked down 50% off meats and veggies.

When given a choice I will buy the Canadian produce even if it is more.

I won’t shop at the fourth place because the markup is so high even markdown goods are more expensive. The owner is a giant asshole, I used to work for that company in my teens and avoid it as much as possible.

You eat fiber in keto diets just without the carbs. I even take additional fiber supplements to make sure I’m having enough

Fraudulent money is the first dot, second dot is Trump’s bank account, but however will they connect them when they don’t have a pen

Maybe just the dead ones then.

You got me, thought that was super plausible.

The is no HIPAA regulations on Grindr releasing it’s database on how many hookups Lindsay did per month.

First the drop in business with McConnell in “hospital”, now the honourable Southern Belle has left.

They need to just hold on until all those happily married Republican politicians come in from the south to pay their respects to Mr Graham and Grindr crashes.