I wonder why passphrases fell out of style? If you remembered a series of random words like you were activating the freaking Winter Soldier, boom, 40+ characters!

Holy $#!7111

Alt joke:

Thanks for the tip! My password is now…

hunter2 I feel more secure already. :D

They want to criticize the mascot and, what, replace it with some kinda glyphic anus logo like all the “professional” companies with stupid silicon valley-approved names? LOL what high-ground amirite? 😂

I can’t help but feel like these people don’t know the first thing about how 3d printing actually works.

Totally. Brought to you by the same brilliant minds that claimed all videogames besides Tetris were simply “murder simulators” and school-shooter training programs. 🙄

Why do the most wasted brains have so much influence…

The webcam being stuck on sounds like a Microsoft “feature” that would accompany “We’ve made updates to our EULA” that you’d be forced to accept to start Windows next time. 😬 Lol

trying to disable the stock ticker (?WTF?)

Geeze I should have invested in “?WTF?🔺” years ago. Look how ?WTF?🔺 is everywhere now! Especially the tech industry. 😭

Also let’s be honest, it was entertaining.

Adventure is when trouble happened to somebody else! :p

Yiiiiiikes. This is why I’m gonna be stuck on tailscale or another VPN only access for quite a while. I know it’s not perfect, but exposing ports on today’s Internet is scary.

I know I don’t have the mental overhead to secure literally everything, and have a solid contingency for when some botnet armed with a zero-day inevitably breaks it.

Really glad this person wrote this write up about how that happens and what it looks like though. It’s REALLY interesting and I learned a lot!

This is unfortunately a side effect of “Year of the Linux Desktop”. With adoption comes “market share” so…

It’s on the radar now, of everyone who ruined everything else for us. They’re gonna try to infect Linux with their cancerous greed and surveillance capitalism as well.

I’ve come to the point I just hate business. Ugh. Can’t we just be fine and left alone?

Because they can afford hard disks? Lol

“Deh derk eh durrrr!!!”

The Promise: “You’ll have to work less!”

The Reality: You have to work more, for a literal machine.

THAT’S why I haven’t noticed anything throwing me off. Freaking LOVE OpenSUSE. ❤️

That is super rad. I wonder how hard it would be to replicate today.

We could have a “RAMcore” subgenre. I wonder how running different processes affects the sound?

Imagine if the German underground scene discovered RAM noises. . .damn, RAMmstein is already taken. XD

All seriousness though…I now wanna know what my RAM sounds like. Lol

That sounds really interesting! I couldn’t find anything else on this. Is this like pre-systemd?

Stop it.

Get some help.

— Michael Jordan

Yep, I’ve already got an emulator for my cherished Xbox games I bought when they were new.

I’m not letting them resell me the memories of when they weren’t a joke. Lol

I’ll have to look again, I should have specified I’m in the US but it used some kinda integration that was common for EU banks but not US ones, so I had to import reports manually.

Oh sorry, what I meant was there’s a standard to do that with European banks, yeah, but US banks don’t have it, so you gotta manually download and import stuff. At least that’s how it was last I checked.

Glad to hear people like it because I thought it was really cool…

…But not having that European easy bank import option and having to manually download your sheets and import them is probably why I didn’t stick to it very well…

…but then again it imported those sheets like magic so there’s that!