This is being saved and sent to my mom the next time she opens her bigot (and, coincidentally, welfare-receiving) mouth.

Trump and cronies are pros at making government money vanish.

HEY!

I resemble that remark.

Neither does the average magat. The key difference is that they’re impressed by that wall of incoherence.

It’s not a matter of difficulty. The ignorance is willful.

The sociopaths need people to follow rules so they can be controlled.

Any sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice.

The next viral trend needs to be people watching a newscast that quotes Trump, and just busting out laughing. Hundreds, nay, thousands, all laughing at him, playing on repeat on all the short form video sites.

Possibly, though it would’ve been one of the newer ones.

I’m almost positive CGP Grey did something along these lines, with spreadsheets and everything, but I cannot for the life of me find the video.

My dad was covered in tats. My mom has a few. It was a totally normal thing my entire life. My siblings have some. Aunts, uncles.

I don’t have any tattoos because I can’t think of a single solitary thing that I want on my skin permanently.

Is this the son of the guy that exposed himself to girls in the bowling alley for fun?