

Well, he is right.


Well, he is right.


Yeah… international election judges tend to really frown upon being shot to death by the gestapo at the polls. I’m sure trump is just looking out for their best interests. Now, if Americans watching for trump’s slimy underhanded election tricks start getting plugged - he won’t worry at all.


You should declare war on shipping the enemy sensitive jet aircraft parts. Or getting our main bases blown to shit in the middle east. Or perhaps you shouldn’t have let the Arabs buy all the oil production in southeast Texas so they only make gasoline which is sent overseas to Europe where it sells for more (while America pays more than ever in the entire lifespan of automobiles…)
I digress.
Thanks trump. You’re every bit the sorry shit you’ve ever been - and now you’re channeling Baron Vladimir Harkonnen.
Oh, and by the way - I saw those pics of the aircraft carrier - the one without food or water? Yeah… it looked like shit. I’ve seen better looking garbage barges. It’s called PAINT AND MAINTENANCE.
All kidding aside - FEED THEM, CLOTHE THEM, PROVIDE FOOD AND SHELTER AND A DECENT PLACE TO LIVE.
You sorry assed criminal piece of shit.
He’d never read this - don’t worry. trigger some maggats?


This is just warm up. Trump has been itching to execute his “enemies” via firing squad - Stalin style - except that trump has instantaneous WORLD WIDE ACCESS to the world. He has been DYING to start executing his enemies. You know, like democrats. Intellectuals. news people. Like that. That’s why he made firing squads part of the federal “justice” system in his first term. Long term planning. Once he steals the next election he’ll have carte blanche to be the Stalin he’s been trained to be.
I figure because he’s such a sleaze that he’ll make it pay-per-view and cash in on that too. Finally… his ratings will begin to climb.


Thanks trump. Thanks Dr. Wormbrain.


With great speed comes great accuracy and endurance?


You mean one of the six guys left at the FCC? Good luck with that.


Wait. That’s impossible. Abbott swore to his god that if the he could pass the draconian anti-abortion laws to the point there was a bounty on women who even considered it - he swore to his bible happy god that THERE WOULD BE NO MORE RAPES IN TEXAS.
What? Excuse me? Oh… shit. I’m sorry, I thought it said she got raped in Texas, where it’s not possible for women to get raped according to law, but this happened in Arizona. Sorry to hear it ma’am. I hope they find the shitbird. I don’t know how it is where you are but maybe, just maybe, you might not want to be out in the dead of night at 2:00 in the morning when the bars close and the drunks are loose. Just saying. Showing good sense is a nifty campaign tool itself.


Right… So now there’ll be a heating oil shortage this winter. Perfect.


It’s not in the top five issues that need immediate attention. And by “immediate” I mean government immediate, of course.
It’s not even in the top ten. The other guys are going to make your lives worse so voting for them “out of spite” is about the stupidest thing a human monkey could do. Human beings “think”. Human monkeys - not so much.
How about lets put our agendas aside and made the United States of AMERICA the main agenda here. Unless you think you’d like to live in Russia, which is exactly where trump will take it if he steals these midterms.


What the actual fuck is the matter with the orange faced dipshit?
Seriously - he is a fucked up piece of shit.


Set up musk to start laundering money for trump.
Was never intended to “purge waste”


Our enemies are criminal politicians.


About as well as him getting shot in the ear.


China wouldn’t take it so trump bought it up and will sell diseased beef to Americans because he doesn’t give a shit if we die as long as he makes money off it.


Gosh…!
You mean like he’s done EVERY OTHER FUCKING ELECTION SINCE HE STOLE THE FIRST ONE?
Wow. What a surprise.


Common criminal goals?


don’t count your chickens…


Yep. Or American.
Sounds pretty fucking ignorant to me. I’m a guy and I wouldn’t be out, dead of night, seedy part of town, bars letting out, etc.
Maybe you haven’t experienced anywhere like this. Perhaps you don’t think they exist. No. Men should not rape women. Women should not rape men. I hope you agree with that.
However, fucking common sense needs to play a part in this operation too.