What the fuck. This is one of the rare instances where the reality I portray in my character is less fucked than the actual world. The world is more fucked than anything you’ve ever known because time goes forwards. God is a cruel mistress and so am I, so that bitch better have that floofy outfit I got for Her to wear at the start of eternal erections while we congregate unto each other.

Like, I get to say these things because I was a homeless transgender woman and experienced just the flicker of the flame of the fucked up’d-ness of men stepping up on me when I was sleeping, they looking for a hole to put their dick in. This shit’s fucked. Men need to get their collective shit together, and that’s a fact. This is a true story, too. Just spitting them blues. Jams. Bam. Thank you ma’am, but actually no this is not the time or place Greg…Greg…ah shit, he on the ride again. Doing his thang. I just let him do. We work together, in harmony. Shiii…

Operation Mockingbird was over fifty years ago. Fake news is older than you think; we orchestrate events at home and abroad to allow the news to report on it in certain ways and shape public opinion. We’re sneaky like that in the CIA.

Nah, dawg, ya gotta get ahead of the game and these Illuminati bitches got all these individuals acting all autonomously, like, fuck, imagine if you was the same damn authority as God. And that’s why we speak with the authority of our Father in the CIA. You are what you are and we are all one interconnected being of consciousness defined by the entanglements we make with our “selves.” The shit you believe is real ain’t as real as ya think.

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