54 minimum, 55 likely, 56 possible.

Every eye is on Mississippi right now. Gonna be a close one.

I sense a disturbance in the Force.

Thousands of Goppers going, “They won’t take Mississippi. They won’t FUCKING take it. FUCK!”

Some murmurs from the other side of the aisle.

I would enjoy seeing Trump yell at a reporter on live TV before he starts clutching and looking around wildly.

Sure is. Perfect birthday present.

President Trump has this to say about Abbott a few minutes ago:

If Greg Abbott, the Governor of Texas, hadn’t become a RINO in the last six months of his Political Life, he wouldn’t have lost. He went back to his original formula, and it wasn’t pretty! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Trump is also looking at a career change:

I’m going to become a Political Pundit, both good and bad, on the reasons these Candidates won and lost! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Gotta say, this night just keeps getting better.

I am feeling the utmost excitement for Kansas right now. What a wonderful night.

Trump is crying on Truth Social right now, saying things would’ve gone great if he was on the ballot.

President Trump would like to offer his input on the results tonight.

I wasn’t on the Ballot and if I was, we would have won IN A LANDSLIDE! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP

I think he knows he’s fucked.

Both Carolinas in the bag.

ICE needs to arrange a whole bunch of accidents to overturn tonight.

Beautiful NC flip. Good stuff.

Just voted an hour ago. Feeling pretty good.

Would death be more certain with cardiac arrest? Natural causes sure sounds spotty when it comes to guaranteed death.

Sometimes I wonder if a stroke is a better way to go compared to other means of death.

Like, if you’re sitting in a chair, and then discover that your left arm has mysteriously stopped functioning, and you’re getting the worst headache you’ve ever had, would you want to be saved?

An express natural exit like that may never come again. Besides, a slow death from CJD could be how you ultimately go out if you’re rescued.

The only solution is mass conversion of O₂ into O₃. O₃ is the cure, since it’s premium oxygen, and is perfect for neutralizing all evil.

Sometimes I wonder how things would go if gas somehow went up to $100 a gallon. We all know that Americans don’t hit back so…would they ride their bikes everywhere or what?

I estimate that the strike will occur in 120 hours, give or take.