Cope

I doubt it. You seemed rather eager to clutch at your pearls when you implied tons of people had been clubbed to death.

China won’t bomb the US out of the blue. Start worrying about it once the US bombs them first.

What the fuck. When I thought these were already comical amounts of data points they just kept going and going and going.

This (and the ridiculous, eye gouging price) is why I’d never go to a UFC event. It’s bad enough when I’m home and I have to go clean the kitchen or fold my laundry for 30 minutes if a fight finishes even slightly early, but having to stand around waiting for ads to finish on a PPV card would turn me into Ted Kaczynski