Fuck CBS.

So can we deport the immigrant that illegally stole the data?

I have a question. Who cares what average people think about the potential future outcome of the election??? Poll my cats for all I care. This is useless information that casts ignorant poll participants as electoral strategists.

It’s the Democratic challenger being sued for defamation in this case, not the fucked-over mom. Hopefully the truth still holds up in favor of the defendant here.

If you sit at a table with nine Nazis, That table now has ten Nazis seated at it.

Yeah but we really didn’t need a new word for “makes bad”.

Arrest the motherfucker already

They are indeed a propaganda machine, but they do operate independently. They’re cunning enough to know that arbitrarily banning outlets from the press pool is just too damaging to the press as a whole for them to support. They have to maintain some semblance of real news content and “integrity” in order to be able to run their “entertainment” propaganda that masquerades as news.

Me boycotting Rockstar and GTA VI because they’re yet another fucking monstrous sociopath corporation

Capitalism so unchecked you can buy people! But all those people also just happen to be Black…

I Believe in States’ Rights (when enforcing unchecked capitalism and upward wealth transfer)!

Like I said, loopholes. Paying someone to not do something under specific circumstances that could easily be done under different circumstances is a real smoothbrain move in any domain.

Assuming the firm stays in wind power, then it’s basically a $1.2B subsidy for someone else’s wind power project. It’s not ideal, but it’s a silver lining.

Bring Back Damnatio Memoriae.

This is the dumbest shit ever. I hope they bungled a loophole into the deal and the firm will just come back next year and get new leases in different spots or something.

As are 49 other senators.

I really would love to see a skit based on this.

“Your honor, the defense submits into evidence Exhibit C, a bag of googly eyes from JoAnn Fabrics.”

“Objection! I fail to see how this is relevant.” Gestures at evidence while Patel in background is seen with nearly identically googly eyes

Judge (looks at Patel, one beat): “Overruled. Defense, continue.”

“Defense also submits Exhibit D, a t-shirt with the graphic text in glittery pink stating ‘Putin’s Little Kremlin Bitch’, recovered from Plaintiff’s home.”

Judge: “While we’re submitting evidence, do you have any exhibits pertaining to the claims that Director Patel is a, quote, (reading from a paper) ‘weaselly little ass-goblin’, a ‘mushroom-licking megachode’, a ‘fat-faced, pencil-necked suckup’, or a (adjusts glasses, clears throat) ‘sniveling, attention-whoring, brown-nosing, goose-stepping, gold-digging, unqualified, untalented, unattractive, unappealing, whiny, [30-second long censorship bleep]-gargling chud’?”

Defense lawyer waves at courtroom doors, which burst open with clerks pushing several wheeled carts of paraphernalia

Patel’s lawyer whips his head around to glare at Patel, who shrugs sheepishly, then turns to the judge.

“Your honor, Plaintiff would like to settle.”

Judge: “Defense?”

“Oh hell no, this is too awesome. Defense would urge the Plaintiff to check Instagram for my client’s latest if he’d like to sue us again. We’re free next week.”

LLAMAPOCALYPSE WITH A STEEL CHAIR!

I mean, the bar isn’t “alive”, it’s “capable”. If he can talk on the phone, he can object to a special election. I just want him to do it on live video with a copy of that days newspaper.