

I’ll take… one skull please!
Born with a lead spoon in my mouth.


I’ll take… one skull please!


“But nobody seems to notice, nobody seems to care… and that’s what the owners count on, that most Americans will remain willfully ignorant to big red, white, and blue dick being jammed up their assholes everyday. Because the owners know the truth:
It’s called the American Dream; because you need to be asleep to believe it.”
-Carlin


Based on every Trump voter.


That’s the problem. There are a lot of people on Earth 2 who only get information the old-fashioned way. So Internet-savvy people, who probably already know how to find this kind of information, will be happy to have another choir-friendly preacher, but the people who most need to hear this now never will.


Collecting a check and suitcases full of kickbacks with no local media in sight.


Ya guys, show some support for the people who’ll fucking send you to concentration camp for the lols when it actually backfires. It’s really hard on them!


No, I’m against the pro-wall lobby in D.C.! Damn all you people for walls!!!


Good riddance. Let knowledge escape those for walls and leave tuition for those who think indoctrination is something you need to pay money for. Just watch Fox News!


Well no. That’s the thing, if your existence relies on wiping other people out of existence, you become a nation founded on that ideology. Israel should not exist, but the people should not be harmed, ideally, no one should be harmed. War is the solution of idiots enforced by murderous psychopaths and when the war is over the psychopaths ascend to power.
No one can be wiped from existence. The tribes wiped from existence in America haunt this land and fuels the rage and despair of the survivors. It isn’t a solution, it’s pollution on our collective souls.
But I’d probably be okay with all the people who committed war crimes finding themselves dangling at the end of the rope in the Hague. Maybe we can find the kid of the guy who botched all the Nazi hangings.


He didn’t beat anything, the system just can’t get it hard anymore. Basically impeachments are our governments version of getting a chub. The only time our government gets hard anymore is when it’s figuring out how to fuck their constituents harder for their rich backers. Rock hard with bulbous veins


They all bow down to someone found guilty of raping E. Jean Carroll. They’re gremlins who worship a monster: throw them all in the pit and light it.


You can be a nazi because you’re stupid and/or a nazi because you’re an asshole. Still doing shit regardless.


Anyone who voted for this is a nazi, anyone who voted for this twice is a fucking nazi and anyone who voted for this three times is a goddamn fucking nazi.


CNN was very left leaning
Bahahahahahaha
Like in another dimension? Because I still wouldn’t believe it.


Well then me and the DNC have a lot in common, because they’ve managed to lose against the worst candidate in American history twice.


Jesus, so many Democrats treat elections like a fucking trophy room. We aren’t trying to fucking win here, we’re trying to actually fucking change things and not become a fascist country. Good luck doing that with corporate sponsored assholes who have done and continue to do next to nothing for the people unless they get a permission slip from the moneyed interest.


We are born into a world correctly frightened of monsters and are made to feel silly upon inspection of our bed and closet only to find out later that the monsters have their own bed and closet and hide in plain sight.


Oh, I’ve been eating them while feeding on a breast - I thought it was a whole milk-and-cookie thing…


Nothing stops right wingers, including the words “no” and “stop”. With right wingers, the only boundaries are theirs. Be careful, their boundaries are super delicate though!
Side pieces were a sign of a past prosporous age. Angela, Pamela, Sandra, Monica, Erica, Rita, Tina, Jessica, and Angela again, sorry, y’all are cursed to a life of monogamy.