

“31% is at least still a positive number”.


“31% is at least still a positive number”.


He’s the CEO of five companies. If he really works 100 hours a week like he says (and maybe ketamine does make that possible), that means being a CEO is at best a part-time job.


Bush II nicknamed him “Turd Blossom” for a reason.


Jury muskification.


Does Texas not have strip clubs?


Dude has an iron-clad defense, though. Said it’s only abuse if the child is the same sex and he likes women/girls. I really wish I were making that up.
Edit: wow, I actually totally misunderstood his absurd defense. He actually said “sexual deviancy is directed towards one sex rather than two” and since he’s attracted to women (when the victim here was a boy) he can’t possibly be a sex offender. I think we’ve finally found something so far gone that even MAGAts can’t support it.


he always fucks up everything he touches
Like he fucked up the 2016 and 2024 elections? He sure seems to have a lot of power for someone that fucks everything up.


They haven’t received their lines yet
This is exactly why trump is saying this shit openly in advance.


he will be prosecuted, and will go to prison for the rest of his life
If it actually came to that (and I don’t see why it would) he would flee to Russia or Saudi Arabia before spending a day in prison.


war crimes were committed (if that was a thing back in '48 not sure)
Lol are you serious? Ever heard of WWII or the Nuremberg trials?


Preferably in the same cell
C’mon, this is elementary stuff. You don’t want to give them the opportunity to coordinate their lies.


Every time I’ve seen Russia mentioned in the MSM, it’s “Russia has attempted to influence our elections” without mentioning that the influence was on behalf of trump.


Four years of “Merrick Garland is a professional and he is just making sure all the i’s are dotted and t’s are crossed before prosecuting trump”.


He doesn’t lack mental capacity. He understands that “trump won the 2020 election” means he’s loyal to the trump cartel. He worships Baal but he knows he can’t just say “yeah, I worship Baal”.
I dunno, this sounds like most of the CEOs I’ve interacted with personally.