That’s why he’s being impeached, it’s not that he did horrible shit, he did it without approval.

He probably had approval, just not on paper, and now he’s the fall guy because he thought he was one of the boys.

Well, yeah, but now it’s justified…

The cool thing is, if you already owned Buc-ee’s swim trunks before you found out what a tosser he is, you can piss on them all the time and never set foot in the store!

Decade? She’s 58, he’s been a fucking joke for her entire life.

He went on the road to personally stump for all of them and those ungrateful bastards squandered it by… Nominating people that absolutely reflected his narcissism and inability to govern in any. How could they?

Well, you say it’s statutory. I, on the other hand, …

I can’t even continue that line as joke. Osmosis Jones-ass song.

She does a great job funneling federal money to the state in various forms. Maine tax payers pay less in tax than they get back from federal subsidies.

And she takes hella bribes.

That’s a dystopia for you. The good stuff in Cyberpunk is mostly because you’re a protagonist - the bad stuff happens to all the NPCs around you.

Stove and microwave have their own clocks with no sync between them, car ‘technically’ automatically updates but I swear for a week straight after the change it will still display the ‘old’ time and then flip back once I start driving. I’ve got a boombox I don’t care what the time says on it and a clock radio at my desk which I do care.

But, to your point, even with Standard and Daylight time as it is, I just reset the stove and microwave in about thirty seconds and I’m good the rest of the way. It’s really not that important to me. I get up when it’s dark and go to bed when it’s dark almost any time of the year.

You want 234 crimes against humanity? I can get you 234 crimes against humanity, Dude. There are ways. You don’t want to know about it, believe me.

DON’T FORCE ME INTO A MOLD THAT I’M ALREADY OCCUPYING OR I’LL CRY

I don’t understand how a foreign country was allowed to buy propaganda airtime in the United States

One hint: $

You can’t expect Collins voters to see facts, read, and understand them either. Lie round the world, truth puts on pants.

Sorry, the odds on that bet are so low, after the transaction fees you would be out money - so, just hand yourself a dollar and be done with it.

The brown shirts just clone the whole drive and hand it to the egg heads.

I got a raptor check one time and someone else replied with a very convincing dinosaur noise.

That or there really was a Velociraptor on the other end of the line.

Any recs then? That’s basically my criteria as well. I’m already paranoid enough to carry keys any way but it would make things more convenient.

This comment made me realize my XPS is 11 now.

A Soldier Will Fight Long and Hard for a Bit of Colored Ribbon - potentially Napoleon, most likely in French.

Maybe he hates his kids?