He’s a California Democrat. In that state, the Republicans are remarkably liberal and the Democrats remarkably conservative.

Satire is dead.

Yeah yeah, and then the Iranians are going to declare Mar-A-Lago an Iranian territory and rename it to Mar-Al-Hamdullilah. It’s all a big joke thanks to the orange Bozo running the country into the ground.

That sounds like the kind of idea Elon would have at 3 am while zoinked out of his gourd.

Yeah, let’s make our kids figure this out. It’s not like they’ll be kind of busy dealing with global warming and all those other nice challenges we’ve left them.

They want to make clear, once and for all, that we live in a post-factual age. Reality is what MAGA says it is. No ifs, ands, or buts.

It most assuredly is part of the problem.

Yes, there are younger folks with criminal minds and/or stupid ideas in politics as well but this gerontocracy has a lot of people deciding on things they don’t have the fuckingest clue about.

God how tired I am of all these wrinkly-ass motherfuckers fucking things up for the rest of us. Can’t we just put them all in a nice retirement home or something?

We hold these Truths to Be self-evident: That Reality does Not Exist, Disavowed By Our beloved Leader with His inalienable Powers…

Novus Ordo Seclorum indeed. It’s right there in that holiest of scriptures.

The rascally senior was last seen enjoying a weekend at his place surrounded by his friends. Sporting a fashionable combo of sunglasses and a blue jacket he was somewhat quieter than usual but present wherever the action was.